I am so proud
Written By: Jason Lewis
Posted on May 3, 2007
My wife just forwarded me this image:
What a day to be a WVU alum. Sad that this is the first thing that I put up on the ol’ sportfiction site, but as much as it pains me, this is funny. At what point in the recruiting process, during practice, sometime, didn’t the coaches or assistants…somebody…see these two guys names and say, “Yo Johnny, Scooter, your names together make a funny word that has something to do with toilet paper stuck in the ass crack. Don’t stand together.”?
As a native West Virginian, I am both appalled and amused. They’re both defensive backs too, if memory serves. I can’t wait to see the 3-3-5 Dingle-Berry stack defense.
Ugh.
Author: Jason Lewis
Author's Website: http://www.jason-lewis.net/Filed Under Football, Jason, Nonfictional stuff that doesn't belong here, poop humor |
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…and people wondered why I asked a West Virginian to contribute to the site.
Hey, at least they didn’t take a dump in the opposing band’s seats like one of the WVU fans did.