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Posted on March 16, 2007
(Begin transcript. For a proper understanding of the goings-on, imagine David Beckham talking like an “English” person.)
David Beckham: You there, the George Wendt-looking fellow.
Peter King: David, David, Peter King of SI here. As you know, I’ve covered the NFL beat for Sports Illustrated for quite some time, and am featured on HBO’s Inside the NFL. I have a regular column on SI.com called Mundane Morning Quarterback in which I assiduously detail my airport and coffee experiences and my daughters’ softball games. From what I am given to understand, it looks like I’m in denial that my daughter Mary Beth is a lesbian, a fate she in fact could never avoid because of a distressingly close resemblance to me.
David Beckham: And what’s your question?
Peter King: Oh. Right. Well, do you think you will be playing kicker, and for what team?
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